1 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:07,608 AW, IT'S BROKEN. 2 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,710 IT'S NOT BROKEN, POINDEXTER. 3 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:10,511 EH, JIMMY. 4 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,280 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO PUT IT TOGETHER. 5 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:13,814 YOU'LL SEE. ELECTRIC SLOT CARS 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,450 ARE 100 TIMES MORE FUN THAN VIDEO GAMES, 7 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:20,020 AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER IS HALF THE FUN. 8 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,259 COULD YOU HAVE HALF THE FUN FOR US, GRANDPA? 9 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:27,095 SURE. 10 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,597 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 11 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,299 I STUNK. THEY HATED ME. 12 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,667 NO, THEY DIDN'T. COME ON. PEOPLE WERE CLAPPING. 13 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:34,468 YEAH. 14 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,270 THEY WERE HISSING. 15 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,109 PROBLEM AT THE TALENT SHOW? 16 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,311 IT WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER. 17 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:44,578 Man: GET OUT OF THERE! [AUDIENCE BOOING] 18 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,479 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 19 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:46,847 Second man: SIT DOWN, FINNERTY! SIT DOWN! 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,915 YOU'RE RUINING THE WHOLE SHOW. 21 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:52,453 GET OUT OF HERE, GET OUT OF HERE, FINNERTY. GET OUT! 22 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:55,489 YOU STINK, HAVE YOU NO SHAME? 23 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,258 I NEVER WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER SONG 24 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,060 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 25 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,731 [SIGHS] MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO TALK TO HER. 26 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,534 NO, NO, NO. BABY, WHAT SHE NEEDS RIGHT NOW IS SPACE, OK? 27 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,602 BELIEVE ME. SHE'S GOING TO LOOK BACK ON THIS 28 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,104 AS A BETTER THAN AVERAGE DAY. 29 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:11,805 I PROMISE YOU. 30 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,846 OK, SHE'S JUST BEING DRAMATIC. 31 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:23,451 SHE'S GOOD. 32 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,799 I'VE NEVER SEEN LILY THIS UPSET. 33 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,201 COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 34 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,303 SHE'S ALWAYS THIS UPSET. 35 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,637 THESE ARE HER CDs, SEAN. 36 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,473 SHE'S NOT DOING TOMORROW NIGHT'S SHOW. 37 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:46,307 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE THAT'S FOR THE BETTER. 38 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,841 MAYBE WE SHOULD QUIT WHILE WE'RE AHEAD. 39 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,544 OUR DAUGHTER IS MISERABLE AND HUMILIATED. 40 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,613 OK, WE'RE NOT WAY AHEAD. 41 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:54,715 WHAT DID LILY DO? 42 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:58,352 DID SHE TEAR UP A PICTURE OF THE POPE OR SOMETHING? 43 00:01:58,386 --> 00:01:59,052 NO. 44 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:01,522 GOOD. 'CAUSE THAT'S BEEN DONE. 45 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,357 COME ON, MAN. IT WASN'T EVEN IN THAT LEAGUE, 46 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:06,327 BUT I'M NOT SAYING IT WASN'T CONTROVERSIAL. 47 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:10,698 DAD, SISTER HELEN SAYS I CAN'T DO MY ACT. 48 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:11,465 WHAT? 49 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,301 SHE SAYS IT'S LEWD. 50 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,703 WHAT, YOUR LITTLE SONG AND DANCE? 51 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,673 DAD, SHE SAYS IT'S LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS. 52 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,542 LOOK--LOOK, LIL, THESE NUNS, OK, 53 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,676 THEY--THEY HAVE A QUOTA OF LEWDS 54 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:23,677 THEY HAVE TO THROW OUT A DAY. 55 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,813 LIKE, UH, [IMITATING NUNS] "OH, SISTER AGNES." 56 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:26,914 "YES, SISTER MARGARET." 57 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,783 "TIS WONDERFUL WEATHER WE'RE HAVING LATELY, ISN'T IT?" 58 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,720 "OH, REALLY? I FIND IT QUITE LEWD." 59 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:36,724 "OH, SO DO I. OH, LOOK AT YONDER SUNSET. 60 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,526 TIS BEAUTIFUL." 61 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,361 "I FIND IT LASCIVIOUS." 62 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,730 "OH, ME, TOO. DOWN, SUNSET. 63 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,965 STOP IT, SUNSET." 64 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,501 SO ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME? 65 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,804 OK, I'LL TALK TO SISTER HELEN FOR YOU. 66 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:53,774 OH. 67 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,577 AAH, GET INSIDE! 68 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,647 WHAT WAS SO LEWD? 69 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,815 WHAT, WAS SHE SHAKIN' HER MONEYMAKER? 70 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,252 HEY, HEY, HEY. 71 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,653 THAT'S YOUR NIECE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 72 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,956 EVERYBODY'S GOT A MONEYMAKER. 73 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,425 WELL, LOOK, FROM WHAT I'D SEEN AT THE REHEARSAL, 74 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,593 THEY WEREN'T SHAKIN' MUCH OF ANYTHING. 75 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,595 Lily: * SO REFINED 76 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,764 * SO WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW * 77 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,367 * WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY MIND? * 78 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,736 * SO LET ME GET RIGHT TO THE POINT * 79 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:26,607 * I DON'T POP MY CORK FOR EVERY-- * 80 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,909 THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY LEWD. 81 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,544 THAT'S WHY I WAS SO UPSET, 82 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,912 AND I WAS ALREADY TICKED OFF WITH SISTER HELEN 83 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,682 BECAUSE OF THIS DAMN CHOCOLATE DRIVE. 84 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,685 THEY'RE GOING TO BUY A BIGGER JESUS. 85 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,487 YEAH, AND THE MORE BOXES OF CHOCOLATE WE SELL, 86 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,021 THE BETTER PRIZES WE GET. 87 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,857 WELL, THEN YOU GUYS BETTER START SELLING. 88 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,025 YOU KNOW WHO YOU SHOULD START WITH 89 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,327 IS MRS. DALTON UP THE STREET. 90 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,529 SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE LIKES CANDY BARS. 91 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,563 Claudia: SEAN. 92 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,665 I'M SORRY, BABY. 93 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:52,533 ACTUALLY, DAD, UM, 94 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,635 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SELL IN THE STREET. 95 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:55,803 THEY SAID IT'S NOT SAFE, 96 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,538 AND WE CAN'T GO DOOR-TO-DOOR 97 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,707 OR IN STORES OR UP TO CARS. 98 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,942 OR ANYWHERE WHERE PEOPLE ARE. 99 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,044 WELL, WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SELL THEM TO? 100 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,178 ACTUALLY, I DON'T REALLY KNOW, 101 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:08,449 BUT, UM, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE MONEY IN BY MONDAY. 102 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:09,850 OH, YOU KNOW, I GET IT. 103 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:10,651 THEY EXPECT US TO BUY IT. 104 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,720 THAT'S--YOU KNOW, THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS. 105 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,422 ALL RIGHT, HOW MUCH ARE THEY? 106 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,656 NO, NO, BABY, UH-UH. 107 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,825 LISTEN, WE PAY THE TUITION, OK, 108 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,259 AND WE SUBJECT OUR CAR TO THEIR SO-CALLED CAR WASHES, 109 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,330 AND WE BUY THE UNIFORMS FROM THE ONE APPROVED STORE, McCAFFREY'S. 110 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,432 TELL ME THERE'S NO KICKBACK THERE. 111 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,198 ALL RIGHT, AND NOW THEY WANT MORE 112 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,634 SO THEY FORCE THE CHOCOLATE ON US. 113 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,336 YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS REALLY? IT IS... 114 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,605 Both: OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL SHAKEDOWN. 115 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,006 WELL, IT IS. 116 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,810 YOU KNOW, YOU GET TOO WORKED UP ABOUT STUFF. 117 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,546 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A STROKE. 118 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:41,749 [GROANS] TOLD YOU. YOU GOTTA LET IT GO. 119 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,651 LOOK--LOOK, THIS-- THIS SISTER HELEN 120 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,753 IS A CHOCOLATE PUSHER, ALL RIGHT, 121 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,921 AND THEN SHE HAS THE GALL TO BAN LILY'S ACT 122 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,057 FOR A COMPLETELY BOGUS REASON. 123 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,560 MR. FINNERTY, BIG SPENDER 124 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,828 IS A SONG ABOUT PROSTITUTES. 125 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:55,629 THEY'RE NOT PROSTITUTES. 126 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,365 THEY'RE--THEY'RE DIME-A-DANCE GIRLS. 127 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:00,100 PLEASE. THEY'RE SELLING MORE THAN DANCES. 128 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,802 OH, COME ON, FOR A DIME? 129 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,505 LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE LYRICS, HUH? 130 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,774 "I CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME. 131 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,477 "FUN, LAUGHS, GOOD TIMES. 132 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,712 FUN, LAUGHS, GOOD TIMES." 133 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:12,880 COME ON, SISTER HELEN. 134 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,582 HAS YOUR HEART GROWN SO COLD 135 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,516 THAT THERE IS NO ROOM LEFT 136 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,551 FOR FUN, LAUGHS, OR GOOD TIMES? 137 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,653 THE SONG HAS A SUBTEXT, MR. FINNERTY. 138 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,755 IT'S A SIMPLE LITTLE SONG. 139 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:22,856 ABOUT PROSTITUTES. 140 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,825 IT'S A CLASSIC OF THE BROADWAY STAGE. 141 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,727 IT'S NO SOUND OF MUSIC. 142 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,062 OH, OF COURSE, YOU'RE GOING TO PICK THAT ONE. 143 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:29,930 YOU'RE A NUN. 144 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:33,501 OK, THEN, IT'S NO WEST SIDE STORY. 145 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,469 OK, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, BUT, LOOK, 146 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,070 THE POINT IS THIS, SISTER HELEN: 147 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:37,938 I'M LILY'S FATHER, 148 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,773 AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING HAPPEN 149 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,108 THAT'S GOING TO HURT HER REPUTATION. 150 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,644 COME ON, THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST SO INNOCENT, 151 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,613 AND--AND IT MEANS SO MUCH TO HER. 152 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,949 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D STAND IN HER WAY. 153 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,791 DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE, MR. FINNERTY? 154 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:01,094 I LOVE CHOCOLATE... 155 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,031 A LOT. 156 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,768 [GROANING] 157 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,947 WOW, YOU GOT OUTSMARTED BY A NUN. 158 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,515 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 159 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:22,916 I MADE A DEAL WITH THE NUN, ALL RIGHT? 160 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,518 I GOT WHAT I WANTED. 161 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:25,786 AND THAT'S WHY LILY'S UPSTAIRS, 162 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:29,156 AND HER CD COLLECTION IS DOWNSTAIRS. 163 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,492 [SIGHS] IT WAS AWFUL, GRANDPA. 164 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,527 THEY WERE BOOING ME. 165 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,162 AW, LILY. 166 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:38,666 YOU KNOW, THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM. 167 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:43,203 YOU REMEMBER THAT OLD BASEBALL PLAYER BOOG POWELL? 168 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,105 NO. 169 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,940 EVERY TIME HE CAME TO THE PLATE 170 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,142 IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE BOOING HIM... 171 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:54,582 BUT REALLY THEY WERE SHOUTING "BOOG, BOOG." 172 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:58,619 BUT, GRANDPA, MY NAME ISN'T BOOG 173 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,988 OR ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE BOOG. 174 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,824 YEAH, I KNOW... 175 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,927 BUT PERFORMING IS VERY HARD, LILY. 176 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,029 EVERY TIME THE CURTAIN GOES UP, 177 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:14,067 YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE ON THE LINE. 178 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,636 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. 179 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,037 DO YOU KNOW THE PLAYERS' NAMES? 180 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,939 YES. SO WHO'S ON FIRST? 181 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:22,643 UH, I KNOW THIS. 182 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,478 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 183 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:25,713 [WHISPERING] Who. 184 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,047 I CAN'T REMEMBER. 185 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,015 Who's on first. 186 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,517 I DON'T REMEMBER. 187 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,083 WHO! 188 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,752 THIS IS VERY CONFUSING. 189 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,753 WHO'S ON FIRST. 190 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,821 LEAVE ME ALONE. 191 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:34,688 Man: YOU STINK. 192 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:38,258 YEAH, I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK, MARVIN. 193 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:42,530 THAT ROUTINE WAS WRITTEN WRONG. 194 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:47,067 I NEVER WANT TO PERFORM ANYTHING ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN. 195 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:51,772 GOOD. IT'LL BRING YOU NOTHING BUT HEARTACHE. 196 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,975 I WANT TO BE THE YELLOW CAR. 197 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,009 FINE. 198 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,712 NO, ACTUALLY, I THINK I WANT TO BE THE BLUE CAR. 199 00:07:58,746 --> 00:07:59,479 FINE. 200 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,882 SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE RED CAR. 201 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,584 SURE. NO! 202 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,986 I WANT TO BE THE RED CAR. 203 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:06,687 FINE. 204 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,221 SO, GUYS, YOU HAVING FUN YET? 205 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,658 I CAN'T GET THIS TOGETHER. 206 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,926 AND JIMMY WON'T LET ME BE THE CAR I WANT TO BE. 207 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,828 WHA-- JIMMY. 208 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:18,699 WHY DON'T YOU HOOK ME UP WITH SOME CHOCOLATE, HUH? 209 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:19,967 SURE. IT'S 2 BUCKS A BAR. 210 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,003 YOU KNOW, I'LL JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AND TAKE ONE. 211 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,938 OH, COME ON, I HAVE TO SELL THEM, MAN. 212 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,940 I--I--I SPENT 400 BUCKS ON THIS CHOCOLATE. 213 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:30,310 WHAT DO YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT SELLING CHOCOLATE? 214 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,646 WE KNOW HOW NOT TO SELL IT. 215 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,081 BEFORE YOUR WAITRESS COMES OVER, 216 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,616 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT 217 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,984 OUR VERY SPECIAL DESSERTS TONIGHT. 218 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,752 WE HAVE A TRIO OF CHOCOLATE BARS: 219 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:41,722 MILK, DARK, AND ALMOND. 220 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,928 UH, EXCUSE ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 221 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,697 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 222 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,430 UH, EXCUSE ME. 223 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,199 I'M NOT HERE TO HURT OR ROB YOU. 224 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,768 CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND MY CONTROL 225 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:55,569 HAVE FORCED ME TO BE HERE 226 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,005 UH, ON THE STREET AND IN THE SUBWAY, 227 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,642 TRYING TO RAISE MONEY FOR A GOOD CAUSE, UH... 228 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,876 WHO WOULD LIKE A CANDY BAR? 229 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:03,644 MA'AM, WOULD YOU LIKE-- 230 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,745 MA'AM, WOULD YOU LIKE A CANDY BAR? 231 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,715 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CANDY BAR? 232 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,017 DO NOT MOVE AWAY FROM ME. I'M HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU. 233 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,587 I DO NOT NEED A HANDOUT. I NEED A HAND UP. 234 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:14,655 PLEASE, SIR. 235 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,990 SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CANDY BAR? 236 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,959 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 237 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,694 Y'ALL JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO MOVE PRODUCT. 238 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,096 AW, YEAH, YEAH, LIKE YOU COULD HAVE SOLD THE CHOCOLATE. 239 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,197 I COULD HAVE SOLD THAT CHOCOLATE. 240 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,198 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE. 241 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:30,003 IT'S ABOUT SELLING THE IDEA OF THE CHOCOLATE. 242 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,840 IT'S ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE LIFESTYLE. 243 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,776 OK, FINE, BE MY GUEST, SELL THE CHOCOLATE. 244 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,845 NO, I'M TOO TIRED. 245 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,013 OH, YES. 246 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:40,981 WHAT? 247 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,050 SHE SMASHED THE SOUNDTRACK TO GREASE. 248 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,686 OH, YES! THANK YOU, GOD! 249 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,721 WHOO! 250 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,089 OHH. 251 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,057 LILY REALLY FREAKED OUT. 252 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,826 I MEAN, DID SHE SUCK THAT BAD? 253 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,061 NO, SEE THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 254 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:54,928 THEY DIDN'T SUCK AT ALL. 255 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:58,732 * THE MINUTE YOU WALKED IN THE JOINT * 256 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:03,070 * I COULD SEE YOU WERE A MAN OF DISTINCTION * 257 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,073 * A REAL BIG SPENDER 258 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,910 * GOOD LOOKING, SO REFINED * 259 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,812 * WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW * 260 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,113 * WHAT'S GOING ON... 261 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,014 I DON'T KNOW WHY, 262 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:18,051 BUT I WANT TO GIVE THAT ONE MY ALLOWANCE. 263 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,687 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 264 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,156 STOP THIS! STOP! WH-WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 265 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,257 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. 266 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:28,395 YOUR GRANDMOTHER SAT IN THIS CHAIR, GOD REST HER SOUL. 267 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:30,931 OH. 268 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,133 AAH! OH! 269 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,711 HEY, LIL. 270 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:48,115 WHY THE BIG FROWN? 271 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,084 [CHOKING] 272 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,086 Jimmy: OW, OW! HEY, WHAT THE-- 273 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,755 WHAT'S GOING ON? 274 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:58,425 STOP SENDING YOUR LACKEYS TO CHEER ME UP. 275 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,029 YOUR PITY DISGUSTS ME. 276 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:06,466 ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME NOW TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS. 277 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,435 WAIT, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CHEER HER UP? 278 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,038 I'M GOING TO TAKE A SECTION OF ORANGE PEEL 279 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,940 AND PUT IT IN MY TEETH 280 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:16,109 AND ACT LIKE A MONSTER. 281 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,147 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 282 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,449 IT MAKES ALL MY FRIENDS LAUGH. 283 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,118 YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL BAKED. 284 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,955 THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT A DISCERNING AUDIENCE. 285 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,990 SIT DOWN. THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT. 286 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,259 I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE. I GOTTA GO TELL HER. 287 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,126 OH, NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T. 288 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,194 YES, I DO. IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 289 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,730 OH, SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT THING TO DO IS. 290 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,032 IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, 291 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,034 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 292 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,436 SEAN, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 293 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,404 TRUST ME. I AM NOT. 294 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,106 ALL RIGHT, THEY HAD THIS WHOLE THING SET UP. 295 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,341 THEY HAD THESE--THESE CHAIRS AND THE LEGS. 296 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,378 THEY WERE LIKE, "WHOO, AHH, UHH." 297 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,780 WELL, IT WAS DIFFERENT WHEN THEY DID IT. 298 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:53,580 GORDON, KEEP MOVING. 299 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,482 COME ON. THIS IS JUST TEENAGE STUFF. 300 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,984 IT'S NORMAL. IT'S FUN. 301 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,853 REMEMBER HOW I WAS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL? 302 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,797 OH, YEAH. I REMEMBER, 303 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,299 AND IT'S NOT HELPING YOUR ARGUMENT ANY. 304 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,505 I GOTTA NAIL THAT. 305 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,173 GROSS. LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS, 306 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,076 DO YOU WANT TO BE A GRANDMOTHER BY THE TIME YOU'RE 32? 307 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:23,777 OH, COME ON, BE REAL. 308 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,045 LOOK, YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE. 309 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,479 YOU DIDN'T SEE THE WAY SHE LOOKED. 310 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,815 IT WAS LIKE-- 311 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,317 FUN... 312 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,019 SO SHE WAS WORKING IT A LITTLE. 313 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,954 OH, NO, NO, NOT A LITTLE. 314 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,055 WE'RE TALKING-- 315 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,558 LAUGHS... 316 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,927 SEAN, PLEASE. 317 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,330 THIS IS A LILY I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 318 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,334 GOOD TIMES. 319 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,536 OK, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 320 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,570 NO, NO, IT'S SCARY. 321 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,538 YEAH, BUT WANTING TO LOOK SEXY 322 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,207 IS NOT THE SAME THING AS WANTING TO HAVE SEX. 323 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,342 LILY, COME HERE. 324 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,277 YOU FATHER HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH YOUR DANCE ROUTINE. 325 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,379 YEAH, I KNOW. HE CONFISCATED MY CHAIR. 326 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,914 OK, LOOK, I'VE GOT NOTHING AGAINST DANCING. 327 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,415 ALL RIGHT, BUT THERE'S A KIND YOU DO WITH A PARTNER, 328 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,518 AND THERE'S A KIND YOU DO OUT BY THE AIRPORT. 329 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,987 DAD, IT WAS JUST AN ACT. 330 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,188 YEAH, REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO SEE 331 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,890 HENRY'S CLASS DO WINNIE THE POOH? 332 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:13,126 YOU KNEW HENRY WASN'T A REAL PIGLET. 333 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,262 YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BE GREAT. 334 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,263 I SAY HAVE FUN. 335 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,264 THANK YOU, MOM. 336 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,598 YOU ARE WELCOME. 337 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,835 YOU SEE, I WAS TRYING TO NIP IT IN THE BUD, BUT NO. 338 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,036 OH, OK, SHUT UP. 339 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,537 YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED 340 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,173 TO THAT GOOD NUN IN THE FIRST PLACE. 341 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,574 YOU WOULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS WHOLE THING. 342 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,608 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. I REALIZE THAT, 343 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,977 BUT BY THE TIME I SAW THE LIGHT, IT WAS TOO LATE. 344 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:35,348 SISTER HELEN, BIG SPENDER IS A SONG ABOUT PROSTITUTES. 345 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,851 I KNOW THAT, MR. FINNERTY. 346 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:38,551 IT'S LEWD. 347 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,887 YOU'RE RIGHT. 348 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,889 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 349 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,991 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. PULL IT FROM THE SHOW. 350 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,159 DO WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE. 351 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,094 YOU HAVE MY BLESSING. 352 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,262 OH, I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO LATE, MR. FINNERTY. 353 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,630 THE PROGRAMS HAVE ALREADY BEEN PRINTED. 354 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,034 THE PROGRAMS? WHO GIVES A RAT'S AS-K ANYBODY... 355 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,068 NO ONE READS THE PROGRAMS. 356 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,369 I THINK WE'RE FINISHED. 357 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,570 OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 358 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,639 I THINK THAT WE CAN MAYBE, UH, 359 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,143 MAKE SOME KIND OF ARRANGEMENT HERE. 360 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:03,710 HMM? 361 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,978 AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE? 362 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,279 WELL, TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION 363 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:10,083 FOR YOUR TAKING A MOMENT TO HEAR MY CONCERNS... 364 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:14,587 PERHAPS I SHOULD BUY SOME MORE OF THAT TASTY CHOCOLATE, HUH? 365 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,990 WELL, THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE. 366 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,626 HOW MANY BOXES SHOULD I GET? SHALL WE SAY... 367 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,329 UM, 20? 368 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,231 FINE. 369 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,433 UH, LET'S MAKE IT 30. 370 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,435 IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE, RIGHT? 371 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,636 THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. 372 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:33,606 IF YOU WOULD JUST INITIAL THIS PROMISSORY NOTATION THERE. 373 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,209 THAT WOULD BE GOOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 374 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,010 OH, UH... 375 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,312 I ASSUME THAT YOU'LL BE TELLING LILY. 376 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,413 EXCUSE ME? 377 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,382 THAT HER MUSICAL NUMBER'S BEEN CUT. 378 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,616 OH, I'M SORRY, MR. FINNERTY, 379 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,418 BUT THE PROGRAMS HAVE ALREADY BEEN PRINTED. 380 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,088 I THINK I WAS QUITE CLEAR ABOUT THAT. 381 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,056 WHAT? 382 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:49,822 UH, SISTER CAMILLE. 383 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:50,991 WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP MR. FINNERTY 384 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,026 WITH A CART FOR HIS CHOCOLATE? 385 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:53,793 THANK YOU. 386 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,329 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, HOW'RE WE DOING? 387 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,967 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S VERY GOOD. 388 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,319 YOU TRIED TO BRIBE A NUN! 389 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,221 YES, YES! 390 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,655 EVERYONE HAS THEIR PRICE. 391 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,557 NOT A NUN. 392 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,327 FINE, DAD. KEEP LIVING IN YOUR LITTLE FANTASY WORLD. 393 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,329 NUNS AREN'T IN IT FOR THE MONEY. 394 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,231 THEY AREN'T. 395 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,265 OK. 396 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,501 STOP IT. 397 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,171 COME ON, GUYS. YOU'RE NOT PLAYING IT RIGHT. 398 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,606 YOU GOTTA GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE JUICE. 399 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,740 OH, YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS 400 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,110 WHEN WE GIVE IT A LITTLE JUICE? YEAH. 401 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,645 WHOA, WHOA! 402 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,518 MMMMMM! 403 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,995 ARE YOU TRYING TO CHEER ME UP? 404 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,297 MAYBE. 405 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,298 DON'T. 406 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,533 SO YOU HAD A LITTLE DOSE 407 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,702 OF PUBLIC HUMILIATION, HUH? 408 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,204 BIG TIME. 409 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,340 I BEEN THERE. 410 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:17,010 SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST GONNA SUCK. 411 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,079 THAT'S OK? 412 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,148 NO, THAT'S HORRIBLE. 413 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,350 IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE ADVISE? 414 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,718 NO, I'M JUST RAMBLING. 415 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,454 BUT I'LL GIVE YOU ONE PIECE OF ADVISE. 416 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,624 AIM LOW, THAT WAY YOU DON'T END UP SO DISAPPOINTED. 417 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,162 BUT I THOUGHT I COULD BE ANYTHING I DREAMED? 418 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,031 NO, THAT'S CRAP. 419 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,067 IF PEOPLE COULD BE ANYTHING THEY DREAMED 420 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,035 THE WORLD WOULD BE FULL OF MOVIE STARS 421 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:42,969 AND--AND ASTRONAUTS, 422 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,807 AND THEN--THEN WHO WOULD MAKE THE SANDWICHES? 423 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,310 THAT MAKES SENSE. 424 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,414 HEY, LIL, YOU OK? 425 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,716 YEAH, YEAH. 426 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,418 I'M TAKING EDDIE'S ADVISE. 427 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,653 I'M GONNA AIM LOWER. 428 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,690 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 429 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,492 I THOUGHT I WAS TALENTED, 430 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,760 AND IT TURNS OUT I'M NOT. 431 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,596 SO I QUIT. 432 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:10,330 IT'S OK. 433 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,765 THE WORLD NEEDS SANDWICH MAKERS. 434 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,767 THAT'S RIGHT. STAY UNDER THE RADAR. 435 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,836 HONEY, YOU HAVE TALENT. 436 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,770 REALLY. YOU HAVE A LOT OF TALENT. 437 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,207 MOM, PLEASE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE GIRL? 438 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:20,973 I'M TELLING HER THE TRUTH. 439 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,475 OH, BAD MOVE, BAD MOVE, BAD MOVE. 440 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,111 SEAN, PLEASE. 441 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,812 YOU SEE YOU COULDN'T REALLY 442 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,380 SEE THE WHOLE STORY... 443 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,581 ON STAGE. 444 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,151 [APPLAUSE] 445 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,125 OOH, HERE COMES LILY. 446 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,292 BOY, CAN'T WAIT. [SIGHS] 447 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,361 OH, COME ON, SEAN. SIT BACK AND SMILE. 448 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,028 YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 449 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,598 YOU'RE MY BRAVE LITTLE MAN. 450 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,701 [MUSIC PLAYING] 451 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:06,453 * THE MINUTE YOU WALKED IN THE JOINT * 452 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:10,857 * I COULD SEE YOU WERE A MAN OF DISTINCTION * 453 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:14,127 * A REAL BIG SPENDER 454 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,628 * GOOD LOOKING 455 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,497 * SO REFINED 456 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,199 * SO WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW * 457 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,801 * WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY MIND? * 458 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,672 * SO LET ME GET RIGHT TO THE POINT * 459 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,873 * I DON'T POP MY CORK 460 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:31,811 * FOR EVERY GUY I SEE 461 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,447 * HEY, BIG SPENDER 462 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,783 * HEY, BIG SPENDER 463 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,152 * SPEND 464 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:43,690 * A LITTLE TIME WITH ME 465 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,859 GOOD GOD, CHECK OUT THE REDHEAD. 466 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,229 I KNOW HER. SHE'S A 10th GRADER. 467 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,897 NO WAY. 468 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,237 THIS IS HOT! 469 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,405 Boy: SHAKE IT! OW! 470 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,172 SHH! 471 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,473 * FUN, FUN, FUN 472 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,243 * HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE * FUN 473 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,911 * LAUGHS, LAUGHS 474 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,747 * I CAN SHOW YOU A 475 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,682 * GOOD TIME 476 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,519 * I CAN SHOW YOU A 477 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,689 * GOOD TIME 478 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,430 * THE MINUTE YOU WALKED IN THE JOINT * 479 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:27,634 * I COULD SEE YOU WERE A MAN OF DISTINCTION * 480 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,936 * A REAL BIG SPENDER 481 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,571 * GOOD LOOKING 482 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,972 OH, I WISH I WAS THAT CHAIR. 483 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,874 * SO REFINED 484 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,209 * SO WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW * 485 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,279 * WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY MIND?... * 486 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,814 I THINK I'M POPPING MY CORK RIGHT NOW. 487 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,782 DO SOMETHING. 488 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,584 I AM. I'M WATCHING THE SHOW LIKE YOU TOLD ME. 489 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,354 I'D LIKE TO SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH HER. 490 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,988 SHE IS 15 YEARS OLD. 491 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:49,922 SO AM I. 492 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,291 * HEY, BIG SPENDER 493 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,227 * HEY, BIG SPENDER... 494 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,730 I WANT THESE BOYS KICKED OUT OF HERE. [BABBLING] 495 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,300 JUST HOLD ON. I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL, SISTER. 496 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,501 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 497 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,535 THAT'S MY DAUGHTER! 498 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,237 WOULD YOU SHUT UP! 499 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:05,972 SIT DOWN! 500 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,006 YOU SHUT UP! 501 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:07,974 GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE! 502 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,642 YOU WANT A PIECE OF SEAN? 503 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,311 YOU'RE RUINING THE WHOLE SHOW, FINNERTY. 504 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,545 YOU'RE RUINING THE WHOLE SHOW. 505 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,613 GET OUT OF HERE. 506 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,781 [AUDIENCE BOOING] 507 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,250 YOU STINK! HAVE YOU NO SHAME? 508 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,851 SO YOU SEE. IT WASN'T YOU. 509 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:19,886 YOU DIDN'T SUCK. 510 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,589 YEAH? YOU DID. 511 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,258 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 512 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,660 I'M SORRY. 513 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,928 I JUST HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT WE HAD 514 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,564 THIS REALLY GOOD OPEN RELATIONSHIP. 515 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,533 YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER, 516 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,836 AND TONIGHT, I JUST LOST IT. 517 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:37,804 I MEAN, I JUST-- 518 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:38,971 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK I WAS ONE OF THOSE 519 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,309 TYPICAL, UPTIGHT, PRUDISH MOMS. 520 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,710 WHICH YOU ARE. 521 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,544 I KNOW. 522 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,046 YOU WERE REALLY GREAT TONIGHT, HONEY. 523 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,781 OHH! 524 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:59,258 HOW OLD WERE THOSE BOYS THAT WERE HOOTING FOR ME? 525 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,828 I DON'T KNOW. 10th GRADERS, MAYBE 11th. 526 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,997 AND THEY WERE SAYING STUFF LIKE, "OOH, BABY," 527 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,866 STUFF LIKE THAT? 528 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,536 YEAH, IT WAS DISTURBING. 529 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,570 THAT IS SO COOL! 530 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,905 I CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN. 531 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,006 OH, GREAT NEWS. 532 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,575 YOU'RE COMING, RIGHT, GRANDPA? 533 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,275 ONLY IF YOU WANT 534 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:19,379 AN AUDIENCE FULL OF DEAD BOYS. 535 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,083 SO--SO HOW DOES IT FEEL, BABY? 536 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,086 WHAT? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ME? 537 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,588 OH... 538 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,293 YOU MEAN A BIG FLAMING ASS? 539 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,762 IT'S HORRIBLE. 540 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,030 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO THIS DAY IN AND DAY OUT. 541 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:41,000 OH, IT'S JUST A GIFT. 542 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,935 HEY, HEY, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT? 543 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,538 WELL, THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 544 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,408 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THEY'RE 2 BUCKS A POP. 545 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,110 I ALREADY PAID EDDIE A BUCK FOR THIS. 546 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:57,584 WHAT?! EDDIE! 547 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,351 IT'S A VERY SIMPLE JOKE. 548 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,019 THE FAT GUY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT 549 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:03,823 WHEN THE SKINNY GUY TELLS HIM THE PLAYERS' NAMES. 550 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:04,624 THAT DOESN'T SOUND FUNNY. 551 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,727 IT IS, BECAUSE WHO PLAYS FIRST, 552 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,496 WHAT'S ON SECOND, 553 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,698 AND I DON'T KNOW IS ON THIRD. 554 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:12,565 NEITHER DO I. 555 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,734 THAT'S WHY I KEEP FORGETTING THE LINES. 556 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:18,538 NO, HIS NAME IS "I DON'T KNOW." 557 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,872 WELL, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 558 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:20,907 THAT'S MORONIC. 559 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,610 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE FAT GUY LOSES HIS TEMPER. 560 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,845 WELL, WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THAT?